Monday, May 26, 2008

roommates

now that i have a roommate, i hope he doesn't have one of these...actually, a spankfest is more likely.

5 comments:

Louis Winthorpe III said...
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Louis Winthorpe III said...

When I was in Iraq I knew this reserve Army captain who slept with someone EVERY night (and many times during the day as well). I guess there are just some people out there who can never get enough. He literally probably slept with at least ten women. And that's only the ones I know about. He used to give me cigars as "hush money." He was quite proud of his conquest... He wanted everyone to know without being able to prove that's what he was doing and get caught. He was a real slimeball.

Keith said...

So you thought him the slimeball, Louis, but what would it take to make him the sexpot? Just asking, and he does seem creepy or slimely, but really why is it so wrong for him to try and get as much sex as possible -- and if you accepted the hush money cigars what role do you play?

I'm not a soldier, and really can't say, but how much does deployment can (or cannot and or should not) or should, change how much, and when someone has sex with someone?

Strap said...

rules are that you're not supposed to...not even supposed to have members of the opposite sex in the same room...all punishable by UCMJ...however it's ok for 2 dudes to hang out in their room with a bunch of workout magazines.

Louis Winthorpe III said...

Keith,

Well, 1. If someone is going to be sleeping around, at he/she should at least be discreet so no one knows, and 2. He was a married man cheating on his wife. Also known as adultery. Some of the women he was sleeping with were also married or in relationships. I don't think I need to say anything more here.

I just accepted the hush money because I wouldn't have been able to do anything about it. For whatever reason, he never tried to show off, act macho, or try to impress me. He'd be bragging about something to someone, and then I'd walk up, and he'd have this uncertain look on his face (he did not know how to read me) and just say "why don't you have some nice cigars."

-- Winthorpe