Friday, February 26, 2010

More From Amazon

After some more reviewing of my Amazon history, I found another attempt to discredit my condom reviewing by none other than the supersleuth himself, Tym N. He cracked the case on my twisted magnum review:

10 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A steal!, May 8, 2007
Can you believe it? 12 condoms for $.99...that's insane! Only $.0825 per condom! These are the new maximum love, thin large condoms for those of us with the big junk that likes the sweet sensitive sensations.

Thanks once again condomman!
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Initial post: May 27, 2007 3:57 PM PDT
A customer says:
You should take this guy's word for it, he knows his condoms!

In reply to an earlier post on Sept. 17, 2008 6:14 PM PDT
Last edited by the author on Sept. 17, 2008 6:16 PM PDT
Tym N says:
Very, very wrong.

Don't get worked up by this reviewer's (s. strap's) comments, I'm pretty sure they're fake.

Note his review here: 12 Durex Enhanced Pleasure Condoms, Specially Contoured Condom for Snugger Fit and More Safety

In which he says that the product (Durex Enhanced Pleasure Condoms, Specially Contoured Condom for Snugger Fit) fits loose! Note that this is a condom that was designed to fit tighter than a normal condom.

But look at his review for "Trojan Magnum Large Latex Condoms with Warm Sensations Lubricant, 12-Count Boxes (Pack of 3)." He 'says' that these large size (i.e. magnum) condoms "are a little snug and tight ... if you know what I'm saying."

So the slim, snug-fit condoms are loose but ole strap the stud finds the magnums tight? Yeah, ok.

He also glows about the Okamoto Crown condom, which is smaller than most condoms. If it's ultra thin and smaller than normal, but the larger than normal magnums (which are built like hefty bags) are tight, wouldn't it be dangerous to use these Crowns?

My point: don't be influenced by this guy's reviews. While, as some of them are probably based on actual experience, most of them are utterly contrived, fake, and quite possibly an attempt to defraud customers.

You replied with a later post

Your post, in reply to an earlier post on Sept. 28, 2008 9:04 AM PDT
S. says:
You should listen to Tym N. He's an expert on fake condom reviews and has foiled my diabolical plot to possibly defraud customers.
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