Sunday, March 23, 2008

I've become the douche that I despise



Five Apple products...here on my desk.

You can't get any whiter than that.

13 comments:

Louis Winthorpe III said...

I know plenty of non-whites who like Apple products.

Strap said...

see the "stuff white people like" blog...apple products is one of the posts.

Louis Winthorpe III said...

I know what you're getting at. I just doubt the validity of the whole "stuff white people like" lists...

Other races, such as Asians, more or less act like white people in an urban environment. Hence my previous comment that it might be more apt to call that list "stuff yuppies like."

Strap said...

agree...but the guy chose to use "white people" rather than yuppie.

it's not a scientific study, just an attempt at humor.

Jon said...

yeah, to settle the argument, you could always put your prius keys on the desk, you'd turn so white you'd be clear.

Keith said...

But then again you are white aren't you there strap?

Strap said...

if i posed with my Asian wife, sitting on my bike in outdoor performance clothes next to the desk with five apples and a set of prius keys...then you'd know i'm white.

Louis Winthorpe III said...

Let's face it, Strap. You're proud of being a white yuppie!

Keith said...

I'd have to agree with louis there, and not a very convincing performance for you ethnic exoticism there strap -- and as for Asian that's just the white non-white.

Louis Winthorpe III said...

Phoenix stopped by my apartment… he said he was very disappointed in your selling out to the yuppie lifestyle…he also said he was taking action, and that you should expect a package from him in the mail.

Louis Winthorpe III said...

Keith,

We must also note that Strap's wife is not Asian but half Asian/half White. Strap is doing some spinning here.

Strap said...

i got the package from phoenix...definitely not a yuppie hat. i don't think i can wear that when I'm driving the prius.

Louis Winthorpe III said...

You might be surprised re: hat and prius.

Push the envelope!!