If I could get rid of one thing in this world, it would be candy. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the occasional piece of chocolate and won't walk by one of those cutesy M&M dispensers without grabbing a few...but, I could definitely live without it. My main reason for loathing candy is what it does to children. Here's an end of meltdown video...the end of an hour long candy-induced fit:
We didn't coach him to say this, but please remember this the next time you decide to waste $25 in postage by sending a giant box of candy across the pond. By the way, there's not a candy shortage on this island. Save yourself some money and save us the trouble. Please!