Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Budweiser and Clamato
This shit has fucking shellfish in it. What the fuck? What the FUCK???!!!!
This is no exaggeration. I've thrown up in my mouth about 5 times...looking at the fucking can makes me sick. I can't get the taste out of my mouth. It ruined my dinner. About 10 minutes after drinking this, I went back in the kitchen, saw the can and immediately started tasting this flat mixture of beer, tomato juice and clams. No one should subject themselves to this kind of bullshit. This Bud and Clamato mix is stuck somewhere in the back of my throat. I can't get the taste out. I just finished a Sierra Nevada and I'm still tasting that clammy tomato concoction.
No doubt, this is a F-. They also make a Bud Light and Clamato mixture...I can't imagine something tasting worse, but since it's Bud Light and not the King, it's got to be bad.
I can't think of anything that would be worse than this mixture. Here are a few mixtures I'd rather try:
-Skunked Colt .45 mixed w/ V8 and a bottle of Boone's Strawberry Hill
-A warmed 64oz OE mixed with a bottle of the green Tabasco
-Flat Natty Light with a can of tuna soaking in it
-Beast Light mixed with Strawberry Quik