It is that time of year again, when bare faced mortals shed their inferior lifestyles and begin to cultivate their upper lip follicles in the glorious celebration that is:
Aside from growing a 'stache, it's a time to honor the mustached heros of the past:
If you think you can't grow a mustache, you're wrong. Everyone has the power of the mustache inside of them, it's just a matter of believing in yourself. Don't be the guy that makes an excuse. Be the guy that's jamming a mustache no matter what it looks like.