Mustache March

It is that time of year again, when bare faced mortals shed their inferior
lifestyles and begin to cultivate their upper lip follicles in the glorious
celebration that is:

Mustache March!!

Aside from growing a 'stache, it's a time to honor the mustached heros of the past:

If you think you can't grow a mustache, you're wrong. Everyone has the power of the mustache inside of them, it's just a matter of believing in yourself. Don't be the guy that makes an excuse. Be the guy that's jamming a mustache no matter what it looks like.

Time to man up!