not your internet source for strap-ons

a little bored this evening, so i decided to look at google analytics and see who has viewed this rarely updated blog in the past 3 months, and if they did look at it, how did they get here?

most are looking for something called a "strap-on" , and think that a blog called strapsblog would be the definitive source for all things strap-on. unfortunately for would be strapper-onners, it is not. strap is a nickname i picked up back in '98. few people call me strap, but it's the only other handle i've ever had (so to speak).

'garlic hangover' is the most popular single search term, however if i added up all the various permutations of strap-on, i know it would be beaten.

here are a few of my favorite search terms:
domestic strapon blog
christians view on dildos
awkward man hugs
peeing in a bottle in a car

mosterboobs.blogs strap on
are dildos ok for christians
i just opened a michelob ultra and it tastes like paint thinner

and my personal favorite:
honolulu prostate ass strap

yes, someone in hawaii is looking for something called a prostate ass strap. hope they found what they were looking for at another site.