Friday, December 23, 2011

2005 Christmas Letter

Cleaning up a removable harddrive and found this Christmas letter we sent in 2005.


We’re sitting here on a Saturday night, trying to determine our level of consciousness. After listening to Dr. Hawkins discuss the map of consciousness, we’re both eager to get calibrated. We’re in need of a verified teacher over 400.…do you know of any? How high would you calibrate a groundhog? I would say they calibrate fairly high on the scale of 1-1000...certainly over 200, the level of truth and integrity. They’re a dedicated lot that enjoy doing their ground hogging all day. Say what you will about the Japanese during WWII, but the Kamikaze pilots calibrated to around 390, due to the honor, integrity and love of country that drove them to their actions….same with the Luftwaffe, they calibrated somewhere in the 300s. Phoenix is certainly in the 400s…not quite to the level of enlightenment (600), but up there with a lot of the greats.

Well, that’s just some of the things we’ve learned lately….maybe a lot of info here, but here are some other tidbits of info you might find useful:

1) A lot of modern ailments are due to dehydration. Heart burn, for instance can be cured by drinking more water…sea salt is another good cure. The rule of thumb is that you should drink 1oz for every 2lbs of body weight…for example, if you weigh 200lbs, you should drink 100oz’s of water per day. For optimal health, mix ¼ teaspoon of sea salt into each quart of water. Make sure it’s sea salt, and not the table variety. Table salt has 3 minerals, whereas you get 50+ in sea salt.

2) Americans have gotten so fat in recent years, so needles for giving injections in the buttocks are now made longer.

3) The moment of our death is karma-cly determined when we are born. No matter what you do, you will die on this preset date. However, you have no way of knowing this date…well, I think if you reached the level of avatar (985), surely you could. This is all FACT…and is proven. You can check that out.

4) You should strive to have 3 bowel movements per day.

Hopefully some of this stuff has helped you in your quest for enlightenment…have you been calibrated lately? Unfortunately, our level of consciousness is determined at birth, Karma-cly I suppose, and we can only hope to vary by 5 points throughout our lifetime…so, what that means is that if you hope to attain enlightenment in this lifetime, you must’ve been born at 595 and hope for the full 5 point gain. I haven’t heard of many people (other than Jesus and Buddha) that were even in the 500s--Winston Churchill was a 510.

Merry Christmas,

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